I Could Have Been Locked Up if to sey Neolife no get level ooo 😱
Let me tell you how working with Neolife literally saved me from getting locked up.
So, yesterday—Monday, October 2024—I was on my way home after hitting the market to grab some foodstuffs. I was rocking my Bardie joggers, a Zara top, and my anti-blue light glasses. Just giving you a vibe of how I looked, because, you know, in Nigeria, if you’re dressed too clean, the police automatically assume you’re a Yahoo boy (internet fraudster).
As expected, a police officer stops me. He starts with the usual questions:
"What do you do for a living?"
"Got any ID on you?"
I tell him straight up, "I work with Neolife," and hand over my ID—always have it on me, just in case.
Then he gets a bit nosy, points at my bag, and goes, "What’s in there?" I open it and show him the foodstuff I just bought from the market.
Next, he throws a trick question at me: “If I search you thoroughly, you’re not into anything shady besides Neolife, right?” With all the confidence, I hit him with a solid "Yes." I mean, I know my hustle is clean [I make my money as an FHG member by rendering digital services to those in need of it].
Then he goes, "Where you from?" I tell him Ogun State, and after eyeing me a few times, he hits me with those magic words: "You’re free to go."
My take on this? Be modest in your dressing, not too flashy when it doesn't call for it, I know if I had out on dreadlock or plaited my hair as a guy, matter would have become out of control.... Plus have a legal backup from your office desk.
This is just one of the many perks of working with Neolife and having legit proof to back it up.